cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via pizza)

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan, via pizza)

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

comicsfacts:

Cyclops’ optic blasts are not lasers -they only have concussive force- and they don’t generate any heat.
Sometimes writers don’t know about that, forget, or joke about it (we made the same mistake on a fact a while ago).

Source (and Uncanny X-Men #391/#502)

Well I always thought there might be an element of friction. But then I don’t know all the physics of pure kinetic force as a focused beam.

(via the-minish-cap-of-time)

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

(via pizza)

becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

(Source: nevver, via pizza)

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri, via numbuh-44)

thesassyblacknerd:

tarynel:

l20music:

Shes a keeper. Lol

His face! Lol

Steve Harvey is useful for one thing…. Great reaction gifs.

(Source: mattsgifs, via numbuh-44)

disney-magical:

this movie.

THIS MOVIE..

(Source: wellmuddasick, via the-boy-fell-out)